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Dear Randy,

After reading through your blog I have come up with a few tips on how you can make some MUCH needed improvements. Please be advised that the following list does not include all needed improvements but merely those that, at this time, I feel generous enough to point out.

1) Stop your whiny conservative BS. Nobody wants to hear your pseudo intellectual musings on FDR's presidency. The man had polio for god sake. Polio. Ok, I made that up.

2) Never tell anyone that you watched the show How I Met Your Mother.

3) Stop watching How I Met Your Mother.

4) Apologize to everyone (a la A-Rod... but, you know, with human emotions) for disgracing yourself, your family and your friends by watching How I Met Your Mother.

5) Rewrite your previous blog entries and replace every instance of "Rumpleminze" with "Ouzo." Trust me - you'll be glad you did.

6) Stop using exclamation points to inflate your weak kneed conjecture. Instead, use question marks to confuse and bewilder your readers? Then go in for the kill.

7) Admit that Tim Tebow is jacknut. Grade A, Certified JackNut. Do it now.

I feel like vomiting,

Eugene Allen Hackman